I'm crazy bitch here :)

I'm the best of the best.

Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot of mimosas.

Just because we can't be friends doesn't mean we aren't.

A woman remembers.

I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destiantion.

Whoever said money doesn't buy happines, didn't know where to shop.

Some people are simply better than others.

I followed my heart because I love you.

Maybe I'm a total bitch. Ever think about that ?

As you can see, I survived without you.

The bad guys lie to get in your bed. The good guys lie to get in your heart.

Next time, make it hurt bitch.

I wanted you to fight for me. And tell me that you would rather be alone than with anyone else!

People who are meant to be together always find a way to each other.

Girls just want someone who wants them back. At least thats what I want.

So you're probably looking at this and making fun of my outfit, right? Anyway here's all you really need to know about today; if... you're fat, dumb, sexual and a guy, you're OK. If you're a girl, not so much. Please tell me that's changed in the future. & somebody please tell me you've got love figured out, because I got news for you; it's pretty darn messy right now. But I guess it has always been that way. Wanting to be loved, to find somebody that makes your heart ache in a good way... feel understood. So... if you're robots, or aliens, or something and you're watching this right now and that feeling no longer exists; well,... you missed it...and I feel sorry for you. 'Cuz as far as I can tell, that's what it's all about. And that's what I know it should be about

Here's my philosophy on dating. It's important to have somebody that can make you laugh, somebody you can trust, somebody that, y'know, turns you on... And it's really, really important that these three people don't know each other.

Sometimes people play hard to get to make sure that the other person's feelings are real.

Relationships are just too hard. Hooking up with boys is so much easier.

We're young, we're fine... let's do some damage!

There are 82 letters in here, and they're all addressed to you. I wrote them all this summer, one a day, but I never sent them because I was afraid. I was afraid of getting my heart broken again, .like before. Cause you hurt me so bad and I was afraid to be vulnerable again. I was afraid of you and the way that you make me feel. And I know that doesn't matter now, after what I did, but i just thought that you should know. This is how I spent my summer, Luke, wanting you. I was just too scared to admit it.

It is said you only get once chance in life. I gave you TWO and you blew them both.

But I guess its always been that way-- wanting to be loved... to find someone that makes your heart ache in a good way.

I forgot you're the guy who loves to rip the rug out from under me just when I feel like we've given some sort of stable ground.

Cause in the end it all hurts just the same.