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PostSubject: Vicevi xD   Mon Oct 25, 2010 6:23 am

Ajmo malo da se smejemoo.. :DDD
postavljajte viceve ^^

Sta slonu treba kada ima proliv ? :// :DD
-Vise prostora.. :DDD<3<3
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:15 am

Dva prijatelja piju u kafani:
-Zasto zmuris kad pijes?
-Rek'o mi doktor da pice ne smem ni da pogledam!
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:12 am

hahha..exxtra.. :)))<3

Drzi plavusa malu bebu iznad lonca kipuce vode i cita:
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Fri Oct 29, 2010 6:22 am

Žali se Mujo Hasi:
• Zamisli kakva je ona moja drolja!
• A zašto? - pita Haso.
• Zamisli, vraćam se s puta i šaljem joj telegram da ću doći, a ipak je uhvatim sa švalerom!
Posle kraćeg ćutanja, opet će Mujo zamišljeno:
• A možda i nije drolja, možda nije dobila telegram...
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:08 am

Jure zeca dve kobre..on nailazi na Dabra i kaze :
Dabre jure me kobre !!
A dabar :
Ko bre ?
-Da bree.. :DD
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Sat Oct 30, 2010 1:44 am

Hahaha :D Predobar je.
Dogovorili se puska i metak da izadju i puska ga ispali xD
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Sat Oct 30, 2010 3:55 am

hahahahha
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Wed Nov 03, 2010 9:23 am

Policajac : Hi Im Mark, Im policeman!
Milojko: Zdravo ja sam Milojko ja sam polupismen xDD
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Wed Nov 03, 2010 10:02 am

gledaju dve plavuse TV dodje brinete i upali televizor xDD
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Thu Nov 04, 2010 12:10 am

hahah...carskiii.. :D

Evo ga i rat !
Dva vojnika trce zajedno..i bomba padne ispred njih..
jednom se otkaci vilica,a drugom odu obe noge..
ovaj bez nogu dolazi do druga i kaze mu :
shta si zinuo ? Umalo da poginemo !!
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:48 am

Jao dobar je. xD

Kaze zeka zmiji:
"Izvini sto sam te zezao sto nemas noge..."

"Ma nema veze, bilo pa proslo"

"Dobro, evo ruka"

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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:03 pm

Hahaha :D Predobar je :D
Crni humor:
Kaze Hitler jednom djecaku: Aj' reci 8, on: 8, Hitler: U logor te nosam

Sta je gore od jedne bebe u jednom kontejneru? Jedna beba u 100 kontejnera

Kaze sin majki: Mama, mama, imam li ja velika usta, svi me zezaju da imam. Mama: Nemas sine, ajde uzmi jos jednu lopatu kacamaka i izadji napolje.
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:38 pm

hahahahaha dobro je. :D
Sta je nesreca u sreca???
- Da te pregazi kamion sa detelinama.

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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:43 pm

Crni humor:
Kaze otac sinu: Sine hvataj bombonu!
Sin: Ali,tata ja nemam ruke!
Otac: E onda nema ni bobmona!

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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Wed Jan 05, 2011 2:53 pm

hahaha. Dobro je. :]

Nakon poraza reprezentacije od 0:4, Milos Krasic odlucuje da se maskira. Na aerodromu mu se obraca starija zena: "Hej Milose?"
"Kako ste me prepoznali?"
Na to ce baka:
"Pssst, ja sam Stankovic"

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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:11 am

hahaaha...


Mujo govori Hasi:
- "Moja žena je anđeo!"
Haso:
- "Blago tebi, moja je još živa!"
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Sat Jan 08, 2011 11:03 pm

^^hahahahha
70 stvari koje žena treba da zna: 69 i kuhat'

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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:25 pm

Dobro je :]
Odu dve stapcici. Jedan se zove Niski a drugi Slabi.
Niski zapazi iglu i kaze Slabicu:
"Vidi terminator"

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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:29 pm

Crni humor: :)
Dođe se mali ispovediti se popu i kaže:
-Velečasni, imao sam odnos sa sestrom, je li to greh?
A pop će njemu:
-Da greh je… to je ogroman greh kad imaš dva tako lepa mlađa brata xD
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:35 pm

Hahahahaha! :D

"Tata je li Tihi okean uvek tih?"
"Kakvo glupo pitanje, zar ne mozes smisliti nista pametnije?"
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:38 pm

Hahaha dobro je xD :)

Crni humor: xD
Vuče mama dete po stepenicama, držeći ga za nogu. Penje se mama, penje, a dete odvaljuje glavom o svaku stepenicu. Na šestom spratu sretne komšinicu: -Dobar dan, gospođo.
-Dobar dan, komšinice.
Ugledavši dete krvave glave kaže:
-Čujte, ne želim se petljati u tuđe poslove, ali ako ovako nastavite, maloj će ispasti šeširić!...
-Ništa se vi, komšinice, ne brinite. Šeširić je dobro zakucan. xD
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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:47 pm

hahahahaha! Jao ovo je jako! :D

Perica je zaspao na casu.
Nastavnik ga budi: "Mislim da ovo nije pravo mesto za spavanje!" Perica ce njemu: "Ma nije problem. Samo kada biste jos malo tise govorili..."

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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:53 pm

Dobro je xD
Crni humor: xD
Vozi se morbidna porodica autocestom u suprotnom smeru
Mama izbaci glavu kroz prozor i u tom trenutku prodje kamion i otkine joj glavu. Svi se smeju osim male Eve koja place. Tata je upita zasto place, a ona: "Nisam vidila! xD


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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Sun Jan 09, 2011 1:56 pm

hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Jao ovaj je zakon.

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PostSubject: Re: Vicevi xD   Sun Jan 09, 2011 2:09 pm

Hehe znam xD
Crni humor:xD
Sede dve muve u restoranu i jedu govna.
Prva pita drugu:
- Zašto ne jedeš belog luka?
A druga će:
- Neću da mi smrdi iz usta xD


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